poopflow:

okay but the amount of planning that went into this vine……

poopflow:

okay but the amount of planning that went into this vine……

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startariott:

Lmao “just because drunk people drop shit” 

startariott:

Lmao “just because drunk people drop shit” 

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pukingdads:

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

pukingdads:

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

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doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created

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disrespectyoursurroundings425:

writeroost:

Yesterday in one of my classes I got a student to come up and scribe on the board

And he was very careful about how he wrote on the board, like, making sure his handwriting was neat

And one of the students was like ‘LOL OCD’

And all of the students starting cracking up, so I was like

‘HAHAHAHA MENTAL ILLNESS IS SO FUNNY’

And everyone fell silent

yeah that’s what I thought

I love teachers on tumblr

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c-acogen:

this is the most relatable thing i’ve ever seen in my life.

c-acogen:

this is the most relatable thing i’ve ever seen in my life.

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champagnepapa:

me: *strains eyes for wedding ring on hand of hot older guy*

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so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡


sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)


gnarly:

when u cant find your shoes so u just leave the house in whatever shoes is near the door

image

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so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal


so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal